We can’t be Friends… I have Celiac Disease
Let me start by saying that I have AMAZING friends. I am amazed that in my short time on Earth I
have had a great experience in picking random people, finding common ground and
building relationships that never fade.
Seriously, I know how to pick ‘em, and those that I pick do a great job
of loving <tolerating> me. Since
August of 2012 I have been on a long journey to regain my health. My health that likely was never where it
should be. It all started with a doctor telling me “Ooooh, your eyes…. You
should try a Gluten Free Diet… Yeah, you should definitely do that”, handed me
a referral to a dietician (if this person could actually be classified as a
dietician) who told me what local restaurants had “Gluten Free stuff”. Fast forward two years and I have had my
gallbladder removed, been diagnosed with Celiac Disease and am uncovering more
and more things about myself that aren’t just right. No more bread and pasta to organ removal and
the cellular health of a geriatric patient. And I’m taking everyone around me down with
me!
What
does this have to do with my sweet friends?
We are Southern. We eat. We eat by ourselves. We eat together. We use eating as an excuse to spend time
together. Our lives together revolve
around food! I am certainly not complaining, because Lord knows I still LOVE to
eat. However, eating and what we eat has
the very real potential to turn me into a whiny, happy then angry roller coaster
She Hulk.
Portrait of me after
ingesting Gluten
(close enough)
Now
a-days if I am feeling up to leaving the house after a long day I have to be
picky about restaurants, hog all of the wait staff’s attention (sometimes even
the manager) and 90% of the time turn back in to the She Hulk by the next day
because many restaurants just don’t understand why I need them to get a clean
spatula and why croutons can’t simply be taken off of my salad. My She-Hulk self wants to get angry with
these establishments, but in reality what I eat is in my control so I can only hold myself accountable.
Easiest solution for me? Avoid eating out and only eat food I have
prepared for myself. Easy enough,
right?! Wrong…. Y’all, EVERYTHING revolves food. Get togethers, celebrations, meetings, even
shopping somehow comes down to food. I can’t begin to explain the panic I feel
preparing myself to go into a restaurant.
Or the self-loathing reluctance I have when I have to question my own family about
every ingredient and what types of cooking utensils were used. I am such a
pain! And let me tell you, it’s a pain being such a pain. I once tried to attend and just not eat. Apparently that is rude and makes the WHOLE
ROOM uncomfortable.
A
select few friends have educated themselves to the point that one might think
they had just been diagnosed with Celiac disease. But the unfortunate truth is the Celiac disease
is not always easy to explain and can be even harder to understand. I certainly do not hold it against those that
love me but still really have no idea why I can’t shut up about gluten.
To
those that consider me a friend, please understand I am not TRYING to avoid
you. I am just having a hard time
reconstructing a social life that does not revolve around food. So, let’s just meet for coffee? Yes, I will ask the barista at Starbucks to
let me read the ingredients of the syrups and other components but I swear that will only take
fifteen minutes!
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